i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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