maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Randomize
