Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
