her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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