shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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