It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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