Having a random hookup so left but love u
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
