just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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