nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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