covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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