Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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