NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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