I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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