you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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