what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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