its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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