I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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