I wannas sexs uuuuu
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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