I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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