have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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