My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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