Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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