that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
