whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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