C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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