I think I am morally bankrupt
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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