I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
