its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The power of my boobs compel you
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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