When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
