just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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