Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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