A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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