The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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