i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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