yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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