Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
