So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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