On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Randomize
