Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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