SEEEEXXX PLEASE
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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