Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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