ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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