I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I have tasted many bathrooms
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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