We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
