So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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