Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
