I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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