Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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