you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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