It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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