The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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