what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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