White coat. Heels.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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