I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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