i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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