nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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