Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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