At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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